Joke
A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming
GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor
BOY: No, I want that your hymns book called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have that one but may be you should take the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie
BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES" while coming to school
GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled"I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe
Then;
DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all
GIRL: Yes dad, he is
very smart &
intelligent
DAD: Okay don't
forget to give him the one on the table titled "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning table titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka
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